WHAT ABOUT TEXTING?!
When it comes to texting, the rules are slightly different. You can afford to be a little more playful. The aim of funny texting a girl or guy is to see them in real life so you can try out your lines in an actual conversation. Have a look at these top two ways (okay, so they’re not strictly questions) to make a girl laugh over text, or a guy:
1. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, role-play
Just launch straight in there with something zany like, ‘What would you say if I were on my way over in my chef’s hat and a box of surprise ingredients?’. Choose any scenario you like. The beauty of this is seeing how playful the two of you can get. It’s up there when it comes to funny random questions to ask a girl or guy, but it can also be a little flirty, depending on the mood you want to create.
2. Share a private joke
Through a GIF or meme (of course). Send them something that only they will get. Maybe you both saw the same film or TV show, or you live in the same neighborhood – have a think about what draws you both together – are you hipsters or hicks? – and try and find some visual media to poke fun at yourselves.
FUNNY THINGS TO ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND
The good news? You’ve probably already done some serious wooing to make the wonderful human you call your girlfriend or boyfriend, uh, your girlfriend or boyfriend. Chances are, they already dig your sense of humor and you’ve both grown beautifully weird together. But that doesn’t mean you can’t build on your knowledge to keep things interesting:
1. What’s been our worst date and why?
Obviously, the tone here needs to be kept fun and light-hearted – assuming you’ve always had pretty great dates, they’re likely to remember something funny about one of them. The two of you can then reminisce about that weird waiter or the time you had spaghetti sauce round your mouth the entire evening.
2. What were your first thoughts when I took you to meet the parents?
Another revealing question, but also likely to crack a smile and mutual laughter at the expense of your poor folks. Normally, nine times out of 10 these scenarios are pretty cringe. Maybe your dad called your girlfriend by your ex’s name, or your little brother went all starry-eyed and doused himself in your deodorant to try and impress. This is one of those funny questions to ask a girlfriend or boyfriend, because you both know each other well enough at this point to genuinely have fun and take things in good humor.
Laughter is ALWAYS the answer. Have fun with these funny questions to ask a girl or guy, regardless of whether you’re headed for that second date or not!