You’re late for the bus. Again. You’re running as fast as you can and you finally make it, just as the doors are closing. And there they are. You lock eyes with an angel. But, sadly, you used your regular shower gel that morning. They don’t even notice you and get back to their book.
What’s the lesson here? People actually read on buses?!
No (well, maybe that, too).
The real lesson is that you’ve always got to smell ready so that yo